This is a resuscitation. Our regular is down; we don't usually have something this bad. We're sorry. We're working on getting our old system back up and working.
Featured Products
Bottle shop
After you order food, you're welcome to order beverages for takeout. You MUST order samosas or at least one Humperdinck to unlock the alcohol-ordering badge. It's COVID rules... we didn't make them up.
Spirits
Distilled liquids that transport you to the dimension between ephemeral and aether.
Liquor and Liqueur
Merch and Miscellany
Beer & Ale
Forgetful Egyptians left some grain in a pot. It got rained on. And then, it was animated by wild yeast. We’ve been drinking the byproduct of this yeast ever since (luscious alcohol!). We have procured the best, weirdest, oddest, and most frightful variants we can muster for your delight. Or terror.
Mead & Cider
Honey or apples make the base of these quaffable items.
Krampus Ales
If you're tempted by demonic ritual, high-octane beers, or beers that are completely opaque, these are the beers for you. These are rare, hard-to-find, or have some other sort of kink putting them on our special list. We recommend that not everyone in your party partakes in these, unless you walked, rode the bus, or have a friend that will get you home.
Wine
Non-alcoholic drinks
These quality n/a drinks will accompany your food just fine!