Perhaps Friday will suit you.
Honored guests:
We are pleased to announce that we are tepidly toeing Friday hours. There are stirrings about behind-the-scenes that may preclude this from being a permanent part of our schedule, but at the moment, we are committing on a week-by-week basis.
Our hours of operation will be updated on Google and on our website dependably. They are currently 5-9pm on Friday and Saturday.
Apologies for the squirrelly nature of this, but these are quite uncertain times in many respects. We are attempting to concurrently manage your safety, everything that goes into this, and our sanity in a delicate juggling act.
Please note that we will be using a walk-in only model for Fridays. Also note that during business hours, we travel back in time 200 years before the advent of the telephone, so regretfully will not be able to receive calls in that manner.
Should you be willing to brave the snow in chariot, by foot, horse, or gas-cart, you are welcome to roll the proverbial dice on our limited seating. The best results are for two, and whilst we would like to apologize for the pandemic and our limited seating, it is the situation we have inherited.
In the interim, prevent future spread by wearing a masque.
Thank you and dark tidings,
At your beloved service,
The Merry Shelley team